You are called the SIGNLESS. You have various INTERESTS that you dabble in when you aren't busy INCITING REVOLUTION. You are some kind of QUADRANT GURU according to NOBODY EVER, but trolls keep asking you to SORT OUT THEIR TERRIBLE LIVES. Helping them is secretly a nice break from BEING AWFUL AT SICKLEKIND and NOT GETTING YOUR FRIENDS KILLED, but you enjoy ACTING LIKE IT'S A TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
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sooo liiike, yooour a soort ooof a qurdrant guru riiight? well iii have a biiig proooblem that iii need sooome serious help. iii am head ooover hooorns fooor this guy, but I kiiilled hiiis moirail’s lusus, and nooow anytiiime he see’s me, he triiies to smash my head iiin! iii mean iii liiike that about hiiim, but iii want tooo be iiin a briiight red qurdrant wiiith hiiim, sooo gooot any iiideas on charmiiing hiiim iiinto me beiiing hiiis mate?
#iii’ve triiied everythiiing #nearly diiied one tiiime
Ah I hope I’m doing this right, if not I’m so sorry you can delete this or whatever, its for the v-day thing, I’m sorry ;w;”””””
YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO HIS MOIRAIL. IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, YOU’RE PROBABLY SHIT OUT OF LUCK. IF SOMEONE’S MOIRAIL HATES YOU, IT’S OVER. BLACK OR RED. EVERY TIME.
((You’re perfect and I’m two months late but I had to post this. Wow, you really went the extra mile! You are great!))
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IF I SAID S9METHING, AND N969DY WR9TE IT D9WN, D9N’T Y9U THINK IT’S 6ETTER 9FF UNREPEATED?
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THE ONLY MAGIC!ANON I’LL EVER ACCEPT. THIS IS NOW A SURFERER BLOG.
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W9W, FRIEND. CAN’T Y9U JUST LET A GUY GET T9RTURED T9 DEATH WITH9UT MAKING IT WEIRD?
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((Now that my scanner is working and I have access to my PC again, have some First Ship for Ari. Thank you for your patience. Back to your regularly scheduled asks soon.))
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