Your are called the SIGNLESS. You have various INTERESTS that you dabble in when you aren't busy INCITING REVOLUTION. You are some kind of QUADRANT GURU according to NOBODY EVER, but trolls keep asking you to SORT OUT THEIR TERRIBLE LIVES. Helping them is secretly a nice break from BEING AWFUL AT SICKLEKIND and NOT GETTING YOUR FRIENDS KILLED, but you enjoy ACTING LIKE IT'S A TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS.